Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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