She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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