Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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