Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.