You're a womanizer and a bitch.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
