So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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