Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm both gender and math confused
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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