how can u be prego again
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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