did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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