my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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