You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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