I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
