The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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