I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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