Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
