After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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