True but thats because hes a fetus.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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