he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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