operation have a gay friend backfired
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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