Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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