TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
birth control should be required to get into college
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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