Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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