maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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