you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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