i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Come see our sink grown plant.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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