Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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