This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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