office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize