Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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