stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Vodka?
Forever.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
that is very illegal...i love you.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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