You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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