my mouth tastes like poor choices
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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