my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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