she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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