Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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