I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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