She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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