I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"