I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say