everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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