Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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