wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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