get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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