and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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