so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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