i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
All the doctor said was why
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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