it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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