why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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