take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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