My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
What a dumb baby whore.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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