Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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