there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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